Alien Can Not Be Fucked
HE CAME TO EARTH. HE SAW THE FUCKING PLACE. HE'S DONE.
The second alien in the series; this time standing tall in his purple jacket and Jordans, looking like he's completely fucking over existence.
Bright green alien. Dead-inside expression. Zero enthusiasm. We've all fucking been there.
A playful piece of cosmic streetwear for anyone who has ever looked around at the world and thought: “Yeah... nah. Fuck this.”
Bold, colourful and unmistakably Warratyi Black Label.
One of a kind. Not around forever.
Because even when the alien is done with life, the fucking hoodie won't be around forever.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Frreddy Fred Warratyi
- Email: contact@support.merch.warratyi.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Alien Can Not Be Fucked Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
